17 Months & Planning For Retirement

Joel turned 17 months on Aunt Holly's birthday. And I'm the one planning for early retirement; that is, for 2013. I think between Sable and Joel, I will be out of a job. Sable is a little mom and very good at it for a 5-year-old. She's got it together. And Joel, well, he thinks he can do everything INDEPENDENTLY of anyone. For example, last week alone he (1) climbed to the sink with a clean cup and tried to fill it with water, (2) walked up to the toilet and peed right "next" to it, and the usual (3) refusing help when brushing his teeth, (4) hunger strikes unless he holds his own fork, and there are too many more to mention right now. It won't be a full retirement as some of my duties must remain like pool life guard cuddler laundry folder van driver (albeit Sable would oblige to all of the above if paid for in M&Ms and if permitted by law) Saturday Morning Starbucks Breakfast as a Family More Please! A...