Two Year Old Tales
I'm thinking of striking. Or forming a "Mom of Two Year Olds" union. Until I decide, I'm taking all recommendations for toddler boarding schools. Or full-day camp, 7 days a week. Just kidding. I'm thankful for an almost 28-month-old, non-swimmer-kamakaze-in-the-pool, naked-jay-bird-free-peeing, climbing-in-the-pantry, cologne-bottle-emptying-in-his-hair, thinks-he-is-an-abstract-artist-crayon-smearing-all-over-the-tile-floors, full-of-unlimited-facial-expressions-for-every-two-year-old-mood-swing, little boy. Anyone want to join in the fun for 2 hours so I can clean the kitchen, for the third time today?? Joel Philip Ferrara comes with a full guarantee that you will not be bored!