James the Talker

This animated 2 year old can talk well. This morning’s conversation:
James, let’s brush your teeth.
No, Mom. I brushed.
With whom?
I brushed myself. I’m a big boy.

This evening in the Publix parking lot:
You’re a sweet baby.
Who you calling baby? (Honest truth!)
Oh, I was talking to you.
I not a baby.
What would you like me to call you?
I’m James Richard.
Okay. What about Champion?
Yeah I like dat.
Warrior?
Yeah dat too.
Big boy?
Yeah I’m a big boy.